Then Reiner woke up from his dream… with a bloody nose.
and a boner
hitting a point-of-no-return in a game and forgetting to get important items
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
testing if watermark works
OH YEAHHH *Duffman voice*
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
THE best place on the fucking planet!!
- ▸1: Do you try to stay away from walkthroughs?
- ▸2: Company you're always loyal to?
- ▸3: Best game you've ever played?
- ▸4: Worst game you've ever played?
- ▸5: A popular series/game you just can't get into no matter how much you try?
- ▸6: A game that's changed you the most?
- ▸7: A game you'll never forget?
- ▸8: Best soundtrack?
- ▸9: A game you turn your volume off every time you play it?
- ▸10: A game you've completely given up on?
- ▸11: Hardest game you've played?
- ▸12: Shortest time you've beaten a game in?
- ▸13: A game you were the most excited for when it wasn't released yet?
- ▸14: A game you think would be cool if it had voice acting?
- ▸15: Which two games do you think would make an awesome crossover?
- ▸16: Character you've hated most? From what game?
- ▸17: What game do you never tell people you play?
- ▸18: A game you wish your friends knew about?
- ▸19: Which game do you think deserves a revival?
- ▸20: What was the first video game you ever played?
- ▸21: How old were you when you first played a video game?
- ▸22: If you could immerse yourself in any game for one day, which game would it be? What would you do?
- ▸23: Biggest disappointment you've had in gaming?
- ▸24: Casual, Hardcore, or in the middle?
- ▸25: Be honest; have you ever used cheats (like ActionReplay or Gameshark)?
- ▸26: Handheld or console?
- ▸27: Has there ever been a moment that has made you cry?
- ▸28: Which character's clothes do you wish you owned the most?
- ▸29: Which is more important, gameplay or story?
- ▸30: A game that hasn't been localized in your country that you think should be localized?
yes i’m a boy
yes i play videogames ;]
don’t hit on me silly girls xoxoxo
wft boys don’t play videogames
get back in the garage and fix my car.
another fucking “gamer boy” They all just want attention they cant even play well!
He’s just a slut with a controller.
That console isn’t even plugged in you fucking whore.
he probably thinks that link is zelda
So I need to do a CV for homework…. and I can’t think of any impressive achievements
/stares at blank page of achievements and sobs silently
I didn’t even finish high school yet fuck this shit